| Yeah, hello, Mr Employer? I can't make it to work this morning. I have a bad case of blue balls... That's right, blue balls. I'm telling you, they feel like they're hanging all the way down to the floor here. I'm afraid to sit on the toilet... Well, the doctor says I have to spend the whole day jerking off. That should relieve the pressure. I should be fine by tomorrow morning... No, I've got a stack of Asian porno movies here. Yeah, okay. See you tomorrow. Thanks. | ||
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Some Excuse
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