Extractly

If you want something to eat and you have no food, check for vanilla extract and cinnamon. If you have those, stick out your tongue and drop some vanilla on it. Then sprinkle some cinnamon on top and pull your tongue back in. Swish the mixture around in your mouth for a minute, then spit it out into the sink. Then take a drink from the tap and swish that around in your mouth for two minutes. When you're done, your taste buds are convinced you just had a gigantic cinnamon roll.
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