Monday, August 9, 2010

Waisted Days

I know I can be rude. I'm working on that. In the meantime, I have a problem.

How do you tell a girl that you like her ass? I saw one this morning at the corner store. She had clingy sweat pants, from which her posterior protruded invitingly.

By that I mean I felt an urge to take those pants by the waistband and -uh- test their elasticity! But how do you say something like that at the right moment, when it counts?

Man, life is hard.

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